Thefts from RAF Marham

Post by **stevep22** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 12:00 pm

Saw an article on the Daily Mail website (so it must be right) this morning concerning thefts from military bases in the UK. One item caught my eye '£6,000 of Viagra tablets stolen from RAF Marham'

Whats that all about...?

OK, gentlemen, cue jokes, over to you.....

Steve

Post by **John W** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 12:19 pm

It'll be something to do with Man Utd.
Moyes needs to stiffen up the back four !!

Regards,

John

Post by **airfixpilot** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 2:28 pm

The Pilots might need them to get them Up/Flying early doors

Post by **stevep22** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 2:58 pm

So Marham pilots are now doing 'Performance Take-Offs' without the aid of a Tornado...?

RichC · Post by **RichC** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 3:14 pm

It's for their willy waving competitions, the winner is the biggest knob jockey

Post by **milky_01** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 4:41 pm

Sounds a bit of a cock up to me.

Post by **TankBuster** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 4:44 pm

I just hope the pilots can keep hold of the correct stick in the cockpit & don't flick the wrong knob

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TankBuster

Post by **Knife 04** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 5:12 pm

Could help them stay up longer (without inflight refuelling) or even assist in penetration (of enemy air defences)

Post by **baz1** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 7:46 pm

its to stop them rolling out of bed lol

Post by **profile_m** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 7:48 pm

Those RAF regiment boys do need to stand to attention for long periods from time to time you know.

There's stiff competition in this thread for the most rigid pun! I found it very hard to come up with something and it's left me feeling spent

Post by **mr stihl** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 7:58 pm

If they catch the culprits I hope they come down hard on them and hand them a stiff sentance.

Post by **Cessna954** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 8:13 pm

I've been informed by a trusty source that it was actually an error by a mildly dyslexic MOD stores manager. The Marham requisition order was for Tornado Ejection Cartridges but he sent them Tornado Strength Erection Capsules....

deerhunter · Post by **deerhunter** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 8:51 pm

Powder then, then rub them in your eyes, makes you look hard

Post by **Firefighter** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 9:05 pm

I wonder if an ex-43(F) Jockey had them for their next re-union party.

Post by **garyscott** » Thu Jan 23, 2014 2:29 am

. . . What with all the equipment that a jock has to use to complete a mission, sometimes you need a little help to operate several systems at once. Aircrew aren't born with three hands, so . . . . . .

Post by **nigelblake** » Thu Jan 23, 2014 8:50 am

A perfect remedy for worn-out Joysticks!

Post by **britaylor** » Thu Jan 23, 2014 9:18 am

A new way on how to become a TOP GUN pilot

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