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Thefts from RAF Marham
Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 12:00 pm
by stevep22
Saw an article on the Daily Mail website (so it must be right) this morning concerning thefts from military bases in the UK. One item caught my eye '£6,000 of Viagra tablets stolen from RAF Marham'
Whats that all about...?
OK, gentlemen, cue jokes, over to you.....
Steve
Re: Thefts from RAF Marham
Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 12:19 pm
by John W
It'll be something to do with Man Utd.
Moyes needs to stiffen up the back four !!
Regards,
John
Re: Thefts from RAF Marham
Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 2:28 pm
by airfixpilot
The Pilots might need them to get them Up/Flying early doors
Re: Thefts from RAF Marham
Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 2:58 pm
by stevep22
So Marham pilots are now doing 'Performance Take-Offs' without the aid of a Tornado...?
Re: Thefts from RAF Marham
Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 3:14 pm
by RichC
It's for their willy waving competitions, the winner is the biggest knob jockey
Re: Thefts from RAF Marham
Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 4:41 pm
by milky_01
Sounds a bit of a cock up to me.
Re: Thefts from RAF Marham
Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 4:44 pm
by TankBuster
I just hope the pilots can keep hold of the correct stick in the cockpit & don't flick the wrong knob
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TankBuster
Re: Thefts from RAF Marham
Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 5:12 pm
by Knife 04
Could help them stay up longer (without inflight refuelling) or even assist in penetration (of enemy air defences)
Re: Thefts from RAF Marham
Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 7:46 pm
by baz1
its to stop them rolling out of bed lol
Re: Thefts from RAF Marham
Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 7:48 pm
by profile_m
Those RAF regiment boys do need to stand to attention for long periods from time to time you know.
There's stiff competition in this thread for the most rigid pun! I found it very hard to come up with something and it's left me feeling spent
Re: Thefts from RAF Marham
Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 7:58 pm
by mr stihl
If they catch the culprits I hope they come down hard on them and hand them a stiff sentance.
Re: Thefts from RAF Marham
Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 8:13 pm
by Cessna954
I've been informed by a trusty source that it was actually an error by a mildly dyslexic MOD stores manager. The Marham requisition order was for Tornado Ejection Cartridges but he sent them Tornado Strength Erection Capsules....
Re: Thefts from RAF Marham
Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 8:51 pm
by deerhunter
Powder then, then rub them in your eyes, makes you look hard
Re: Thefts from RAF Marham
Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 9:05 pm
by Firefighter
I wonder if an ex-43(F) Jockey had them for their next re-union party.
Re: Thefts from RAF Marham
Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 2:29 am
by garyscott
. . . What with all the equipment that a jock has to use to complete a mission, sometimes you need a little help to operate several systems at once. Aircrew aren't born with three hands, so . . . . . .
Re: Thefts from RAF Marham
Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 8:50 am
by nigelblake
A perfect remedy for worn-out Joysticks!
Re: Thefts from RAF Marham
Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 9:18 am
by britaylor
A new way on how to become a TOP GUN pilot